I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floor 
you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore 

no I ain't got a gun 
no I never really been in a club 
still live with my parents 
but I'm still a thug 

I'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night 
you out clubbing, but I just made caramel delight 
t swift and t pain rappin on the same track 
it's a thug story tell me can you handle that 

I had a dream last night I had high-top Nikes 
I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic 
by the time I woke I was singing "I'M ON A BOOOOAAT" 

cuz I'm a singer turned rapper 
shorty I'ma make ya 
straight to the top, yo 
shorty I'ma take ya 

you can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star 
hey it's a thug story now tell them who you are 

singer turned gangsta 
you don't wanna fight me 
straight to the top 
in my extra small white tee 


t swift and t pain all up on the same track 
it's a thug story now can you get with that 

what! what! I knit sweaters yo! 
what! what! Don't test me [bleep] 

hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything 
WHAT? 
I said yo 
YUP 
you guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything 
I didn't even swear 
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SWEAR 
hello?? 
Ugh!